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“Now what?” “Same old, same old,” she said.  “More stores going out of business, the catholic church ripping everyone off, some of the money going to pay the lawyers who defend the rapist priests, and to pay off families to … Continue reading →

“I haven’t seen you for a few days.  I thought you moved away.” “If I was going to move, I would tell you and I would certainly say goodbye. Surely you know that.” “I wasn’t being literal,” he said.  “How … Continue reading →

“Will you run for president of the United States?” “No.” said the cat. “Why not?” “No one will elect a cat.  I mean, I might get a few thousand votes, but I won’t win, so why waste my time?” “You’re … Continue reading →

“I haven’t seen you like in six hours,” said the cat. “You were at my house, remember?” “What’s shakin’?” “Same old, same old.  No one knows what’s going on.” “You know that no one ever knew what was going on, … Continue reading →

“So?” “It’s father’s day.” “And?” “And nothing.  I’m just saying that it’s father’s day.” “Cat’s don’t do holidays, although we sometimes accept gifts from humans.” “Not all father’s are good ones.” “I know.” “They destroy their children and some of … Continue reading →

“What now?” sighed the cat. “I figured out why no one in the government is getting the virus.” “Oh joy,” he said.  “Do tell.” “Is that sarcasm?” “Yes.  Yes, it is.” “You have to be human to get it, that’s … Continue reading →

“Before you say anything,  I know I’ve been coming around a lot but…” “Do you have any t-shirts without crazy or political messages on them?  Thelma and Louise?  They die at the end, right?” “Yes, but they die on their … Continue reading →

“Weren’t you here a few minutes ago?” “No, and you know it,” she said. “Seems like it.  I’m starting to wonder if you ever go home anymore.” “You were at MY house last night, so don’t start with me.” “Whatever.” … Continue reading →

“Do you think I’m mean?” “No.  Why would I think that?” she asked. “It’s not mean if you don’t want someone to do something to you.” “Of course not.” “It’s not mean because I said not to kiss me.” “No, … Continue reading →

“Now what?” asked the cat. “Why do you always do that?  You act as if you’re not happy to see me when I know that’s not true.” “Whatever.” “A lot of good things are happening.” “Like?” “Like…people are finally waking … Continue reading →