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Blue Bell won the Santa contest. She’s the official chicklet Santa for 2020

Blue Bell won the Santa contest.  She has her Santa suit, but refuses to wear the beard because it makes her sneeze and she looks silly.  Everyone agreed that the beard didn’t matter in the least and the chicklets and … Continue reading

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The problem…with Santa

Did you get the Reindeer Newsletter?  The one that talks about the Reindeer Strike?  Seems Santa started hanging around with some unsavory elves, making bad decisions.  Ms. Claus was so disgusted she left, leaving everyone without cookies, hot chocolate and … Continue reading

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Chickmas…and so it begins

The chicklets are getting old Chickmas pictures out to get the ball rolling on Chickmas.  They don’t like thanksgiving, or November.  They celebrate turkeys, of course, but they know how many birds are slaughtered so that people can eat them.  … Continue reading

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In a stunning upset, all those who wanted to be Santa, decided that they’d rather do something else. Max happened to be walking by and was immediately elected to be Santa. He said okay but the ribbon had to go after the picture. He’s purrrfect for the job.

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Santa…a short story

The once shinny mall had been closed for decades.  People, as well as other things, had long ago set up house inside the decaying shops and restaurants. But at Christmas time, people worked to clean up the place and make … Continue reading

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Christmas is coming…that means scary Santa’s and strange gifts.

It’s kind of strange to see kids get excited to get gifts from a weird guy in a red suit with a matching hat.  The above Santa is lacking a bit, when it comes to a bowl full of jelly.  … Continue reading

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This is Max.  He’s building up his strength on his way to the tryouts, for Santa’s second team.  The second team of reindeer exist, in case one of the original reindeer comes down with a cold, or an injury.  It’s … Continue reading

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“I don’t like kids,” said the jolly fat man, dressed in the red suit.  “They’re always sticky and they look at me as if I can make all their dreams come true.” “Well, can’t you?” asked his wife, her foot … Continue reading

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Okay, so…

So, do you think Santa delivers toys to kids whose parents teach them to hate others and kill them?  Do you think he drops off nice white sheets, or brown shirts covered with nazi symbols, in small sizes, so the … Continue reading

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The conversation…

“Hey, Santa.” “Go away. I’m busy.” “Busy doing what?” “Making toys for good girls and boys,” he said, stirring his hot chocolate. “Are there any?” “Any what?” asked Santa, turning to look at the elf, who was dressed in green … Continue reading

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