Tag Archives: How they met

“Excuse me,” he said.  “You dropped this.” She turned around and saw him holding her book.  “Oh, thanks.” “No problem,” he said.  “How do you like it so far?  I read it a few weeks ago.” “I think it’s boring.” … Continue reading →

“What does your sign say?” he asked. She turned it toward him. “Change?” She nodded. “Change what?” “Everything.  There are so many things that need to be changed that I thought I’d say it as simply as possible.” “No one … Continue reading →

“Get off my bike,” she said, walking up to him, punching him on the shoulder. “This is your bike?” he asked, standing up. “Oh, so you’re sexist as well as an interloper.” “Interloper?” “Why do you keep repeating what I’m … Continue reading →

“Hey,” he said. “Hey.” “I’m a demon.” She looked him up and down and said.  “You don’t look like a demon.” “I don’t?” he muttered, checking out his feet and legs.  “What should I look like?” “I think you’re supposed … Continue reading →

“Uh, excuse me, but this is a bookstore,” he said, staring at her. “That’s why I came in here two hours ago.  I knew it was a bookstore.” “You can’t make a pile of books and just sit on them.  … Continue reading →

“Wow,” he said.  “You’re the most miserable looking person I’ve ever seen.” “Thank you so much for your unsolicited OPINION, moron.” “Did someone run over your dog?  Did you just get out of a horrific break up, find out you … Continue reading →

It was after midnight when she opened the door to Bad Habits.  She tossed her hair over her shoulder and went to the desk. “Can I help you?” “I hope so.” “How many?” “Two, please.” “What did you have in … Continue reading →

“Excuse me,” he said.  “You have been looking at the sign for ten minutes and I was wondering why?” “You’ve been watching me for ten minutes?”  she asked, backing up. “No.  I noticed you when I went into the bagel … Continue reading →

“Hi,” he said. “Hi,” “This isn’t exactly what I expected,” he mumbled, looking around. “What did you expect?” she asked, moving a few steps forward in line. He shrugged.  “I don’t know, just not this.  I guess I thought we … Continue reading →

“You’re a little different,” she said, giving him a once over. “In what way?” he asked. “You’re kind of unique.” “Thanks,” he said, nodding at her. “Role playing?” “Yes,” he said. “Comicon?” “Naw. I’m just an alien.” “Really?” “Your world … Continue reading →