“WHAT?” she yelled, throwing open the front door. “I’M BUSY.”
“Uh,” he said, staring at her. “You invited me here.”
“No, I did not. You must have the wrong address. And I don’t want to buy anything, either.”
“You’ve called me here time and time agin.”
“Who are you?”
“I’m Death,” he said, surprised that she didn’t already know that.
“Oh. You should have led with that,” she said, moving out of the way. “Please come in, and ask your friends to join you,” she said, looking at the raven and crow sitting on a branch in the oak tree out in front.
The two birds few through the open doorway, went directly to the kitchen, and made themselves at home, sitting on the backs of the brightly painted chairs.
“Some people would be afraid to ask me in,” he said.
“First of all, you don’t scare me in the least and second, the invitation to enter is only dangerous if you are a vampire.”
“Do you know any vampires?”
“Probably,” she said. “What would you like to drink?”
“Mandarin Orange tea, please.”
“Lemon?”
“No, thank you.”
“Good, because I don’t have any.”
She put cookies on the kitchen table and the birds each took one. She then got two mugs from the cabinet, and once the water in the kettle started making noise, she made the tea. She put one mug in front of him, then sat down with her own mug and watched the steam disappear into the air. “I have questions.”
“Caw!”
“Take as many cookies as you like,” she said to the crow. He bobbed up and down and then daintily took another cookie from the plate.
“Questions? Hopefully not the usual ones like, what happens after death or are those I love okay?” he said, sipping his tea, reaching for a cookie. “Delicious tea. Thank you.”
She stared at him.
“What?” he asked. “Do I have crumbs on my mouth,” he muttered, wiping at his face with a napkin.
“No, sorry. I guess I didn’t expect you to look…so…”
“Normal?”
“Yes.”
He smiled. “I have to fit in. What would people think if they saw me walking down the street wearing a long hooded robe, carrying a scythe?”
“They’d think you were going to a Comic Con convention, or that you were just one more weird guy who lived in his mother’s basement.”
“Exactly,” he said, grabbing another cookie. “Wait…what?”
The raven stood by the cookie dish and looked at her.
“You don’t have to ask. Take as many as you like.”
Satisfied, the bird started chomping down on a cookie, bits falling onto the table.
“Tell me about the Ferryman,” she said.
“You mean Chuck?”
“The Ferryman’s name is Chuck?”
“Yes. What did you think his name was?”
“Not Chuck,” she said. “That so…average.”
“He was Chuck Taylor when he was alive. Played football in high school. Was pretty good, but not good enough to make the college team, let alone the pros. He started drinking and…”
“I get it,” she said, opening another box of cookies, while the birds watched her intently.
“Ferryman, is his job description. It’s what he does. Chuck, is who he is.”
“Still disappointing,” she said.
“It wouldn’t be if you humans stopped making everything up. I don’t even own a hooded robe and I never saw a real scythe.”
“Wow,” she said.
“I fee the same way.”
“What’s your name?” she asked.
“Death.”
“So you’re not Jake, or Chad, or Billy?”
“I’m Death.”
She went to the sink and got the birds a bowl of water. The crow stood in it immediately and tried to flutter, until she told him it was for drinking, not bathing. He bent forward and stuck his beak into the bowl. The bowl was small and the bird was big and she was mesmerized by the whole scene.
“Do you want to know their names as well?” he asked, staring at the birds.
“Sure, why not,” she said softly. “Can I pet them?”
“Ask them, not me.”
The crow hopped out of the bowl and stood in front of her. He bent his head and she gently scratched his neck.
“I’m so happy right now,” she said, smiling. “Soooo happy.”
“That’s a first,” he said. “You humans are almost alway upset and whining about something.”
“Hey!” she snapped. “We have good reason to be crabby.”
“If you say so,” he said, downing the last of his tea. “More please?” he grinned, holding out his empty cup.
The raven hopped over for pets, pushing the crow aside, ever so slightly.
“So what are their names? Nancy and Sid, Kitty and kat…”
“Raven and Crow, actually,” he said grinning. “Thank you for the tea, by the way. I’ll make the next cup myself, now that I watched you and know where everything is.”
“Fine,” she said. “Now about my question.”
“I’m ready,” he said, seriously. “What do you want to know…but don’t ask to see anyone who crossed over, because it’s not allowed and no matter how much you beg, I can’t do it.”
“I wasn’t going to ask that,” she said.
“You weren’t?”
“No.”
“Sorry,” he said sheepishly. “Go ahead, then.”
“You are everywhere among the living. Absolutely everywhere. Everything is dying, or laying dead somewhere. There is no place among the living that you are not.”
“And?” he said, shoving a cooking into his mouth.
“How many living things are where you come from? What living things are allowed to intrude on Death?”
He made a small sound, then started coughing.
“It only seems fair, don’t you think? You’re all over the place, so we should be where you live too.”
He shook his head and coughed some more.
“It doesn’t work that way,” he finally rasped, gulping a mouthful of tea.”
“Why not?”
“I don’t do anything with the living, I just pick up the dead,” he wheezed. “You’re the ones who kill everything and are so weak, you die from a germ. And do you think there’s a city of the dead with a few living beings walking around among them?”
“I’m not sure what I think, that’s why I’m asking you,” she said.
“You live among the living and things die,” he said. “The dead aren’t walking around with you, although I know it can seem that they are. Death doesn’t actually exist. Transformation does. You just leave here and start over somewhere else, unless you’re crazy enough to come back here right away.”
“So, you’re saying there’s no time that we don’t exist?”
“In some form or another, no. You always exist. Right now, you’re in a human form, when you’re finished here, you’ll be in another form.”
The crow tapped the empty cookie plate with his beak. She got up and opened a box of crackers.
Both birds nodded their approval and dug in.
“What you call death is just a change of form, a way to become something else. If you didn’t have such strong emotions, you’d hardly notice anyone, or anything, was gone.”
“You’re wrong,” she said.
“I’m not,” he said. “Things disappear from one place, to show up in another. In your current form you couldn’t be in any other place than you are right now, because the things you need to exist, in your current form, only exist here. And don’t forget, you guys are the one’s who call what happens, death. That’s just another word you made up and defined. It’s not real, any more than anything else you made up.”
“So if my heart stops beating right now, I won’t be dead?”
“No more than an acorn is dead. An acorn just looks one way for awhile, then turns into something else. Both its forms can exist in this place, however. Sometimes you stay here as well, and just become something else, but admittedly that’s rare. I mean your body can stay here and turn into things, but not you, the real you. You usually try different places and forms, since your energy is different than that of an acorn. But everything that exists anywhere, has a shelf life. So you keep reincarnating into something new.”
“I don’t believe in god.”
“Neither do I,” he said, dunking a cracker in the last of the tea.
She got more cookies and poured him another cup. “Death is painful for those left behind.”
“Your species becomes attached to things, people too. You love other species, each other, things and…”
“I get it.”
He nodded, then listened to what the raven was saying to him. “He said you love crows and ravens.”
“I do.”
“Attachment causes pain,” he said, eating two cookies at once.
“Without attachment, what is there?”
“Peace.”
“No. A different kind of death,” she said.
“How would you know? You don’t feel dead because of the things you’re not attached to.”
“Because I’m happy with the things I love. Having nothing, means just that. Having nothing.”
“You just don’t get it.”
“Maybe you’re the one who doesn’t get it,” she said.
“Why did you come here?” he asked.
“I think I was bored with the other places.”
“I can understand that. There’s a place that only plays classical music and it can drive some insane in a day or two.”
“I don’t want to go there,” she snickered. “Have you ever been human?”
“Never and that won’t change. I’ve seen too much of your species to ever want to stay here. You’re all…”
“Not all of us.”
“Yes. All of you,” he said, running his hand down the crow’s back.
“We must come here to feel things. You know, emotionally.”
“How’s that working out for all of you?” he asked. “You know, the violence, wars…”
“About that,” she said. “How can we stop all of that?”
“You can’t. It’s built into all the things you feel. It’s part of the game you’re playing.”
“Sometimes I feel as if we’re some alien kid’s science project.”
“You’re giving yourself too much credit. You’re not that high up on the charts. You were made broken and thrown here to survive the best you can, which isn’t very well, by the way. No controls were set up and no one is monitoring you. Now and then, someone will throw something into the mix, but no one sticks around to see the outcomes of anything. When your species is gone, something else will take your place. Hopefully, something better.”
“Wow,” she said, “you’re kind of a moron.”
“You think so?”
“Absolutely.”
The raven walked up to her and rubbed his beak against her cheek. She melted into him and started petting his wing.
“Your aura just changed colors, your breathing slowed and you’re being flooded with endorphins.”
“Or you could just say I love the bird.”
“We have to go,” he said. “Dead things are starting to pile up. Things don’t stop dying just because I’m having a cup of tea.”
“But I have more questions,” she said, kissing the bird’s face.
“I’ll stop by again,” he said.
“When?”
“When I can,” he said.
“Can the birds stay here until you return?”
He laughed. “Of course not. I can’t manage without them.”
She slid the cookies off the plate into a bag and handed it to Death. “For Crow and Raven,” she said.
“What about me?”
The birds snickered, then pecked lightly at her face and hair.
“So not fair,” he grumbled, and they were gone.
She heard cawing in the distance and said, “i love you too.”
“What about me,” he whispered.
“Yeah, no,” she said, as she started cleaning up the table. “Not you.”
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