The putin…a recipe…for disaster.
The putin.
6 heaping cups of ego
1 cup of greed
3 cups of power mongering
2 cups of superiority complex
10 cups of hatred
8 cups of emptiness
3 cups of inferiority complexes
5 cups of denial
9 cups of lies
1 cup of desperate need for attention
3 cups of spoiled brat
10 cups of death ashes
1 cup of poison ivy (diced)
1/4 TBS of childishness
a dash of flour
1 very old carrot
a pinch of Nightshade
Prep: Remove heart and chop finely. Place in large skillet and cook over low heat until burnt. Mix in Nightshade, the carrot, lies and hatred. Cook until done, slimy.
Add rest of ingredients and pour into child size mold.
Bake at 400 degrees, for 20 or 30 years, until ugly.
Serves: an entire country.
Warning: It’s a bitter, and disgusting dish. Most people can’t swallow it. When you dispose of it, dig a pit, place leftovers in the very bottom, in a lead lined container, then set said leftovers on fire. When the fire is out, pour acid and salt over the ashes. Close cover to protect the environment, Then fill the pit with stones and dirt. Put a bio-hazard sign over pit.
Remodel kitchen.
Picture: Pixabay
Written
on March 29, 2020