Category Archives: How they met

“I’m not having any kids,” he said, scribbling on a notepad. “Smart choice, since you’re obviously male,” she sighed.  “I don’t know if you’ve ever taken anatomy but you actually can’t have kids.” “You know what I mean,” he said. … Continue reading →

“Um, I think that baby planet, is getting kind of close.” She looked up, and said, “It’s going to hit us soon.” “How can you be so casual about it?” he asked, nervously. “There’s nothing we can do.  It’s better … Continue reading →

“Hi.  My name is Bradley and all the tables are taken.   Is it okay if I sit with you?” She stared at him, looked him up and down, and said, “Only if, once you sit down, you’ll answer a question.” … Continue reading →

“What did you think of the lecture?” he asked, as the crowd was leaving the auditorium. “Simplistic,” she said. “In what way?  He seemed to hit all the major points.” “His major points  But he didn’t answer the question.” “You … Continue reading →

He walked into DARK BEANS.  The line was all the way to the door.  He looked a the coffee choices written all over the walls in big black lettering. “I haven’t seen you in here before,” said the woman, standing … Continue reading →

“Nice dog,” he said, looking at the German Shepherd. “Thanks,” she said, and kept walking. He turned and started walking next to her.  “What’s his name?” “Go away.” “That’s not a good name for a dog,” he laughed.  “He might … Continue reading →

“So, what are you?” she asked, leaning back in her chair, crossing her arms.  “I mean, obviously you’re not from around here.  Everything you say is pretty much inappropriate, or just plain wrong.  So, what’s your deal?” “What do you … Continue reading →