Category Archives: How they met

“Hello,” said the girl, getting off her tricycle. “Hello.” “You’re really big for a turtle?” “Am I?” “Yes, you are,” she said. “What’s a turtle?” he asked. “You’re a turtle, aren’t you?” “What does a turtle look like?” “Turtles look … Continue reading →

“Can I join you?”  he asked, standing with coffee in one hand and a gigantic cookie in the other.  “All the tables are full.” She looked around, and saw that he was right.  “Sure.” “Thanks.” “Is that your breakfast?” “No.  … Continue reading →

“How can you drink that stuff?” he asked. She turned around and looked at him.  “Are you taking to me?” “Yes.  I just heard you order decaf Mandarin Orange tea.” “And?” “And…blah.” “Truthfully,” she said, “I don’t think it’s any … Continue reading →

“What do you recommend?” she asked, looking at the menu on the wall behind the counter. “The Impossible Veggie Burger with everything…and fries.” “Okay.” “Really?” he said. “Yes, really.  Why?” “People always ask what they should get, but they never … Continue reading →

“Do you believe in vampires?” he asked. “Psychic or regular ones?” “Regular ones.” “Yes,” she said. “I know a lot of the other kind, personally.” “Why do you believe in them?” “Because I’m not stupid enough to think that I … Continue reading →

“I just watched you cross the street,” he said, “and I thought, wow, she’s gorgeous and I’m not bad looking,  so our kids will be adorable.” “Go away.” “And then I thought, she doesn’t know what a great guy I … Continue reading →

“You should get that,” she said, looking at hm in the mirror.  “It makes your eyes look amazing.” “My eyes?” he asked. “Yes, that color looks good on you.  You should buy that shirt.” “Do you work here?” “No,” she … Continue reading →