Ya know how people often say that dogs start to look like their human companion…
Yes, I LOVE THAT GUY’S SHOES! DEFINITELY!
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Yes, I LOVE THAT GUY’S SHOES! DEFINITELY!
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the night’s still young
so don’t be fooled
beware of ghosts
beware of ghouls
the vamps and were’s
are also scary
so hurry up
don’t lag
or tarry
watch out for mummy’s
zombies too
they’d like to take
a bite of you
and should you fall
to fang or claw
you never
want to be a thrall
so maybe
staying in is best
don’t go out
with all the rest
and if you hear
a tap-tap-tapping
just yell real loud
GO AWAY
I’M NAPPING
quick warning
you can only walk through
this beautiful forest
at certain times each day
if it’s hungry
it will fold around you
and have you for lunch
or dinner
or even just a snack
the problem
is that no one knows
when those safe times are
since they seem to change
on a daily basis
the name of the forest is
TAKE YOUR CHANCES
you just have to remember
the chance you’re taking
is one of life or death
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…he came from a much…darker…place. His interests tended to be a bit more hellish and his dog, Harold, had three heads. His parents thought he was perfect, but then, they would, wouldn’t they. He liked Batman films, and was especially taken with the Joker. He was thrown out of daycare his very first day. Apparently sticking others to the ceiling is frowned upon by the adults. His parents do not want to home school Adam, but would like him to be socialized, like other children. They are petitioning for his reentry into the daycare center.
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pumpkins
don’t just lay around
in their pumpkin patch
all day and night
they have movie marathons
however
they never eat pumpkin seeds
just milk duds
or chocolate covered raisins
really
it’s true
ask anyone
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