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IT’S CATMAS TIME…buckle up and purr.

Cat, Yawn, Tooth, Predator, Tired

Catmas is a
special time of year
all the cats in the
ENTIRE
world
sing at the
very same time
expressing their
CATNESS
joy
it’s really
cool
if you listen
you might be able
to hear them
if you hear them
consider yourself
gifted
with something
more special than you
can ever know
mew

 

Photo:  Pixabay

Catmas, the real story…

Cat, Walk, Three

Kevin, Anita and Edna decided to tell the real story of Catmas.   First, they said, the humans got it all wrong.  There was no baby, there was a KITTEN.   Kittens are often born in  stables, so human males hijacked that part, like they steal everything else.  There’s no such thing as three wise men, there are only wise cats. And the stars and humans never entered into it, let along camels.  Here’s the real story:

a kitten was born
he was cute
his claws were sharp
but so were his sister’s
she was born a second after he was
she was even cuter
bigger
and stronger
she looked at her brother
and sighed
she told him not to worry
their mother
whispered their TRUE names
into their ears
as every cat who has ever lived
has done to their children
no matter what anyone calls you
she said
remember your TRUE names
then she licked them and fed them
and told them to nap
a few neighborhood cats
stopped by
to congratulate the mom
and check out the new kittens
they brought gifts
bits of fish
and cheese
a nice piece of string
then they all laid around
and licked their paws
rolled in the straw
and fell asleep
or chatted
until
everyone go up
and welcomed
the new Goddess
into their clowder
the Goddess
nodded
stared
at each cat
and a bond was formed
she was their leader
it would be up to her
to protect them
and watch over them
SHE
was the Mighty Cat Goddess
a direct
descendent
of
Bastet
hear her
ROAR

 

The TWELVE DAYS OF CATMAS from RESA…HAHAHAHAHA (Johnny is the name of one of her cats) Thank you Resa.

The 12 Days of Catmas

On the 1st day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 2nd day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 3rd day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 4th day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Four Sweet Emmies

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 5th day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Five Golden Jeeps

Four Sweet Emmies

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 6th day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Six Black Basheera

Five Golden Jeeps

Four Sweet Emmies

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 7th day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Seven Cats in Swan Boats

Six Black Basheera

Five Golden Jeeps

Four Sweet Emmies

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 8th day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Eight Milk White shorthairs

Seven Cats in Swan Boats

Six Black Basheera

Five Golden Jeeps

Four Sweet Emmies

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 9th day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Nine Female Siamese

Eight Milk White shorthairs

Seven Cats in Swan Boats

Six Black Basheera

Five Golden Jeeps

Four Sweet Emmies

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 10th day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Ten Calicos with kittens

Nine Female Siamese

Eight Milk White shorthairs

Seven Cats in Swan Boats

Six Black Basheera

Five Golden Jeeps

Four Sweet Emmies

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 11th day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

Eleven Persians purring

Ten Calicos with kittens

Nine Female Siamese

Eight Milk White shorthairs

Seven Cats in Swan Boats

Six Black Basheera

Five Golden Jeeps

Four Sweet Emmies

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

On the 12th day of Catmas my true love sent to me:

A dump truck full of kitty litter.

Eleven Persians purring

Ten Calicos with kittens

Nine Female Siamese

Eight Milk White shorthairs

Seven Cats in Swan Boats

Six Black Basheera

Five Golden Jeeps

Four Sweet Emmies

Three Chats Français

Two Ginger Tabbies 

& Johnny hiding in a tree.

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Someone told her Catmas was coming…

Animal, Cat, Cute, Domestic, Eyes, Face

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