Ralph Emerson…

Forward, Digital, Data, Dataflow

“Hello.  My name is Ralph Emerson.  I am your new manager.  I will be overseeing your work from this day forth.  My model number is 6042335-1.  In case of emergency, please give that number to the repair crew, when you alert them.  Thank you.

My door will always be open.  If you have a problem, or question, please do not hesitate to come and see me.  Goals have been set for each of you and you are to meet those goals.  I will be collecting data as to your work ethic and daily scores. If you do not meet the goals, which are clearly stated in your job description, on page 9087,  you will be demoted and replaced with another being who can better do the job as it is described in the manual.

My name is Ralph Emerson and I…my name is Ralph Em…my name is Ra…”

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11 Responses to Ralph Emerson…

  1. oldmainer says:

    Excellent. It won’t be be be long be long before it could cou

  2. Oops! I spilled water on the boss! Problem solved. 😏

  3. Resa says:

    Yikes! I won’t be replaced! I won’t even sign up. I’m joining the new age underground instead. I’m wearing a dusty pink beret, black tights, black turtle neck and a dirt brown 1800’s duster coat, with a slit up the back to wear riding horseback during rescues. .

    • Oh, me too. I want to join that group. I haven’t been on a horse in years, but one never forgets how to ride. Once the pain, from the first two days, on your inner thighs goes away, it’s all cake and ice cream. 🙂 I will wear jeans, worn gyms, layers T-shirts and a coat like yours. I’m good to go anytime. Just let me know so I can tell Em what’s going on.

      • Resa says:

        First….. the next G5 AI update.
        Okay! I see each outfit is different, but the coats are the constant. I’ll draw up some dusters.. 1 4 u, 1 4 me & 1 4 Holly.
        Hehehe …they will never break this code!

  4. You are diabolical indeed. Cackle, cackle. I love it.

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