Peaches should come with a warning label…

WARNING

PEACHES

buy at your own risk

the chance that you will be able to eat a peach
before it rots
is zero
you can watch your peach all day long
but if you look away
even for a second
it will ripen
then rot in its dish

If you must buy one
throw it away before you leave the store
it’s less frustrating
and the truth is
it will most likely ripen in the bag
before you get to your car
so that when you get home
you will have to dispose of the peach immediately
that’s just the simple truth

peaches have there own agenda
and rule number ONE is

NEVER TO BE EATEN

 

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2 Responses to Peaches should come with a warning label…

  1. ksbeth says:

    this is so funny! p.s. my nickname is peaches!

  2. What a great nickname. You’re a happy peach and that’s a really good thing. 🙂

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